APB Out for War Machine

Another black eye has graced the face of mixed martial arts as Las Vegas, NV police have issued a warrant for Jon Koppenhaver, aka “War Machine” for his role in a melee involving him and other individuals.

According to reports, Koppenhaver got into a fight with his girlfriend and assaulted other people before fleeing; Koppenhaver, at the time, was dating porn star Alanah Rae and was attending an industry party when he apparently knocked out a man’s teeth and knocked another man out cold.

Koppenhaver, to illustrate that he isn’t very bright, even talked about the sequence of events on his Twitter account when he said:

“Fu*k…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too…when they find me…haha.”

As a result, the LVPD has issued a warrant for his arrest and the local television station even posted a bulletin for people to be on the lookout for him. Suffice it to say, it appears that the Machine’s days as a MMA fighter are over. Not that I’m complaining after this turn of events.


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